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Suck A Bag of Sour Dicks Bag of 25
$8.80
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$8.80
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LITTLE GENIE PRODUCTIONS
Suck A Bag of Sour Dicks Bag of 25
$8.80
Sale price
$8.80
Regular price
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Discreet packaging
Ships 5–7 days
30-day returns
Overview
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools.. Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of… well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
Suck A Bag of Sour Dicks Bag of 25 is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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