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PDX Extreme Freshman Fuckslut-Brown
$6.00
Sale price
$6.00
Regular price
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PDX Extreme Freshman Fuckslut-Brown
$6.00
Sale price
$6.00
Regular price
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Discreet packaging
Ships 5–7 days
30-day returns
Overview
This super cute Freshman Fuckslut can't wait to take the pledge to please your cock! She's closing her books and spreading her cheeks instead, and her coed cornhole is ready for the exam! Let her tight tush wrap around every inch of your pleasure rod, it feels just the like the real thing only better! Practice makes perfect, so butt fuck your slutty study buddy every chance you get and make it an all-nighter!
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
PDX Extreme Freshman Fuckslut-Brown is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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