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Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2LB
$16.50
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$16.50
Regular price
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LITTLE GENIE PRODUCTIONS
Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2LB
$16.50
Sale price
$16.50
Regular price
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Discreet packaging
Ships 5–7 days
30-day returns
Overview
Introducing the Jar of Fucks I Have to Give —a hilariously bold gift for the unapologetic friend who embraces life’s absurdities. Each jar is packed with 2 pounds of delicious, fruit-flavored candies, cheekily shaped like a middle finger. Whether you're dealing with a difficult coworker or playfully teasing a close friend, this jar offers a sweet yet sassy way to express yourself. Its easy-grip design ensures you can always keep it in reach for those moments when words just aren’t enough.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2LB is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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