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Fuck Water Original H2O Lube 8oz
$13.50
Sale price
$13.50
Regular price
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FLE HOLDING INC.
Fuck Water Original H2O Lube 8oz
$13.50
Sale price
$13.50
Regular price
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Discreet packaging
Ships 5–7 days
30-day returns
Overview
When spit and courage aren't enough... Made with food grade preservatives and free of paraben and glycerin, Fuck Water is one of the safest lubricants on the market. The thick white-colored water-based formula stays where you put it and is easy to clean up. You'll probably buy it first for the name, then you'll buy it again because you liked it. Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you’re going out on the town or staying in alone, you’re never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it’s glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It’s long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It’s also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you’re always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need. FuckWater is a water-based lube that contains the silicone ingredient dimethicone. It is latex-friendly but may react with some silicone toys. Before using FuckWater with your favourite silicone toy, please do a spot-test on the bottom or base of the toy.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
Fuck Water Original H2O Lube 8oz is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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