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Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag of 25
$8.80
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$8.80
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LITTLE GENIE PRODUCTIONSParty Favorite, Holiday Special
Sweeten up the fun with Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag of 25!
Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag of 25
$8.80
Sale price
$8.80
Regular price
- ✓ Delicious flavor ✓ Fun novelty design ✓ Perfect for parties & gifts
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Discreet packaging
Ships 5–7 days
30-day returns
Overview
Suck a Bag of Dicks candies are packaged with 25 mini-packs of penis-shaped candies, each containing five candies per pack. These are perfect for bachelorette party favors, pinatas, or a fun hand-out. This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any asshole in your life. An excellent gift for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or coworker that can’t take a hint.
Care & safety
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Check ingredients for any potential allergens.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag of 25 is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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