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Neon Penis Light Up Sign
$22.00
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$22.00
Regular price
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LITTLE GENIE PRODUCTIONS
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Overview
Brighten up your space in the most illuminating way possible with the Neon Light Up Penis Sign! Whether you're throwing a bachelorette bash or want to add a cheeky touch to your decor, this sign is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. With its vibrant glow and sparkling sequin backdrop, it's like your wall's new best friend – just hanging out and shining bright. At 8.75 inches wide and 8.5 inches tall, it's the perfect size for making a statement without overshadowing your other fabulous knick-knacks. So why not bring some humor and light literally into your life.. Hang it up today and let the good times glow!
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
Neon Penis Light Up Sign is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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