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L.A. Pump Oval Cylinder 2.25 x 9" Retail Box
$49.30
Sale price
$49.30
Regular price
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LA PUMP
L.A. Pump Oval Cylinder 2.25 x 9" Retail Box
$49.30
Sale price
$49.30
Regular price
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Discreet packaging
Ships 5–7 days
30-day returns
Overview
Elliptical Penis Cylinder "Wide Body" cylinder is the most anatomically correct penis cylinder on the market today. The shape of each cylinder is oval like the natural shape of your penis. We are the original maker of this exciting new cylinder and no one has copied us successfully. This MADE IN THE USA cylinder works equally well for beginning and advanced pumpers.
The shape is elliptical and has a short side and a longer side. The cylinder will vary in size slightly because they are hand formed.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
L.A. Pump Oval Cylinder 2.25 x 9" Retail Box is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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