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Boobie Beer Can Topper
$3.95
Sale price
$3.95
Regular price
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Ships 5–7 days
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Overview
Simply Snap on to any can of your favorite beverage, and let the fun begin.This perfectly rounded little boobie will be sure to cause hysterical laughter between you and your friends or party guests.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging within the US. Most orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Nothing on the outside says what's inside, or who it's from.
Retreat notes
Made for atmosphere, not clutter.
Boobie Beer Can Topper is selected to support the feeling HHH is known for: privacy, intention, warm detail, and a slower pace for two people.
Use it with a candle, playlist, or conversation deck for a fuller HHH ritual.
The best nights do not need a script. They need a room that feels ready.
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